Friday, April 18, 2008

Humor Poem Written 4/15/08

An Unfortunate (Feet) Feat!

Last night as I was readying myself for bed,
I had a most unfortunate occurrence!
I smashed my fingers in the drawer,
I tried not to say bad words in front of my Laurence!

Well, fortunately this feat did not involve my feet,
Just my hand, yet I pointed my finger at --
The drawer, which was the culprit
Of this feat, as upon the bed I sat.

The problem that I have right now
Is that I cannot draw, due to this feat!
For my fingers are quite sore, and
There’s no way I can draw with my feet!

So tonight, as upon my bed I sit,
And contemplate opening my drawer,
I’ll remember last night’s unfortunate feat,
And ask for help from my Lord!

I’ll say, “Lord, as I open my drawer tonight,
Please protect my fingers abd my feet
From the unfortunate, aforementioned feat,
And help me to slip quietly into sleep!”